
No couch is safe when the Syracuse defense rolls into Morgantown.
We’re staring down the barrel of a lean week in Big East play and into the headlights of a Cadillac. Sweet. As you’re watching the game Saturday against West Virginia, make sure that you don’t disturb those around as you softly whisper “It’s almost over” to yourself while curled up in the fetal position weeping.
Recapping my picks last week – they were, in a word, abysmal. I continued my fantastic streak of indicating which road underdog you should bet against and compiled a 2-3 record. I’m looking to turn it around this week and I’m thinking that these six picks should provide me with ample fodder for doing so.
Louisville at Memphis (+7):
Louisville burned me after projecting them to make some noise in the Big East race by promptly losing at home to Connecticut. But let’s remember that the Huskies basically stole that game after Hunter Cantwell decided he liked players wearing blue helmets a little more than those wearing white ones. I have a feeling that Cardinals aren’t going away and that when it’s all said and done they’ll end up in the top half of the conference. As they wrap up their non-conference slate for 2008 over the next two weeks, look for them to carry some nice momentum into their showdown with South Florida after winning two straight. Starting tonight.
Final score: Louisville 31, Memphis 27.
Rutgers (+7) at Cincinnati:
This line is stunning to me. Rutgers has been terrible this year, though they did stick around with West Virginia last weekend. As I expected this season, Mike Teel has been exposed as the same guy who stunk before Ray Rice made his life easier. He can’t stop throwing the ball to the defense, and with a secondary as experienced and talented as Cincinnati’s, I expect that to happen often on Saturday. All this before you incorporate the Chazz factor. Not good for the Scarlet Knights.
Final score: Cincinnati 31, Rutgers 13.

I guess I'm just a little too immature still to not incorporate this joke here.
#5 Texas (+7) vs. #1 Oklahoma:
One thing that really pisses the shit out of me is the political correctness that has infected sporting events. Wasn’t this game called the Red River Shootout not so long ago? But because guns are evil, we have to go for the full-on alliteration of the Red River Rivalry? Is this a tongue-twister or a football game? Also, the Florida/Georgia game is no longer referred to as “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” because alcohol is also apparently something which we should never speak of or condone the consumption of. It’s stupid. You know why guns and alcohol are problems? Stupid people. Has anyone ever been shot by a renegade gun thinking for itself and hellbent on destruction? If so, I want that shit posted on YouTube. I will now get off my soapbox.
In no year has it been more appropriate to call this game a shootout than this one. Two of the best quarterbacks in the country squaring off in Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford should mean a lot of points. Don’t expect the kickers to be tested too much in this one. This should be a good one. I’d prefer it if Texas won, but I’m going with the Sooners.
Final score: Oklahoma 38, Texas 35.
#6 Penn State at Wisconsin (+6):
The Badgers choked one away against Michigan and then proceeded to allow Ohio State march down the field and score the go-ahead TD in the waning moments of last week’s game. They do not appear to be a team that can close out a game right now. Add in that explosive Penn State offense and you have a recipe for an 0-3 record in the Big Ten for Wisconsin.
Final score: Penn State 34, Wisconsin 17.
Week 7 Rock-Solid, Surefire Road Dog Upset Special
#4 LSU (+6) over #11 Florida
I realize that its tough to really call this an upset when LSU is ranked ahead of Florida, but it’s been a tough few weeks here and I need to bounce back. Plus, Florida is favored by Vegas, so they are indeed a road dog. Two reasons I’m taking the Tigers – 1) they have a knack for winning close games much more often than they lose them and tend to do so in dramatic fashion, and 2) Florida lost to Ole Miss. I know that seems like a dig at the Rebels, but let’s face it, the Gators are too talented to lose that game. The Swamp is a tough place to play, but LSU’s defense should be up to the challenge and Charles Scott has been phenomenal carrying the ball this season. The Tigers will grind this one out and stay unbeaten.
Final score: LSU 17, Florida 13.
In honor of the big premiere this weekend, I now present to you our feature presentation.
Syracuse (+24) at West Virginia:
Ahh, yes. Mountaineers… we meet again. As has been indicated, this series hasn’t exactly gone our way lately, although I’m pretty sure you could put together a stat package similar to that for just about every team we’ve played over the last 3+ seasons.
Do we stand a chance in hell of winning Saturday? Well, maybe a very small one if Pat White didn’t play. But now Jarrett Brown is probably developing some confidence after they’ve begun using him as their short yardage back in addition to Pat White’s caddy. I would imagine we will continue to have trouble tackling and that speedsters Noel Devine and Jock Sanders will turn those miscues into big plays and points. Therefore, our offense needs to keep theirs off the field. I think we’ll be able to run the ball, though the West Virginia defense has been impressive lately. Points have been at a premium against them this season and despite its improvements, our offense is not premium by any means.
Basically what I’m saying is we’re screwed. But you didn’t really need me to tell you that, now did you?
Final score: West Virginia 38, Syracuse 13.
If you don’t make it to The Express tonight, make sure you check it out after the game tomorrow. You’ll get to see Syracuse win more games in about 40 minutes than you have in the past four years. Sigh.
I was able to attend a screening of The Express on Tuesday night thanks to my team’s victory in a local sports trivia contest. While I found the movie enjoyable, I don’t know that I completely agree with how the filmmakers chose to deliver the message about Ernie Davis. If I had to compare this movie to others, I’d say it’s a little bit Remember The Titans and a little bit The Pride Of The Yankees.
As if you really thought this wouldn’t be back. Seems to me that a lot has changed across the college football landscape since last we visited with my personal wishlist for the heir to Grob’s throne.



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The picks are back, my friends. Last week was a nice change of pace from the previous two, though I did stumble on my road dog upset. No worries though. This is pretty late but I wanna get it posted this morning so we’ll just dive right in.